BY THE HYMEN OF THE VIRGIN MARY

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 10/27/2014 at 15:51 • Filed to: None

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m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 15:54

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Where are the Gas and Brake pedals?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 15:55

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If Beelzebub drive a Tercel.

Your boy, BJR > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 10/27/2014 at 15:55

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There are none. You just put it in D and hit switches as you cruuuuuiiiiisssssseeeee.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 15:55

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That seems like a terrible idea.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/27/2014 at 15:56

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I'm sad it's not an '87, because somewhere, somehow, I hope this happened to my mom's tercel.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 15:56

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Why would someone put this much money in a Tercel?

Do-Rif-To > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 10/27/2014 at 15:56

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I believe there's a cover in place to prevent them from being knocked by careless feet while you're err.... bouncing on the airbags.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 10/27/2014 at 15:57

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where he's going - he doesn't need gas and brake pedals!

Your boy, BJR > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/27/2014 at 15:57

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Because if you're gonna do something insane, might as well go all the way.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 15:57

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Also, you have once again managed to throw out a red flag and get your post blocked by my school. The keyword?

I shall now sue them for religious discrimination.

Your boy, BJR > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 10/27/2014 at 15:57

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Thug life ain't for everyone.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/27/2014 at 15:58

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How many times have I caused that by now? I'm going for a new high score.

luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 15:58

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Whoaah! (said out loud as I scrolled to the interior pics).

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 15:59

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Roll up to da club, gettin bitches in ma 90' Tercel.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 15:59

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Amazingly, this is only the second time.

I just tried the Wikipedia page about the Virgin Mary. Blocked. God this is a moronic system.

Your boy, BJR > luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! 10/27/2014 at 16:00

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Dramatic re-enactment of my reaction.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/27/2014 at 16:01

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jeez man, how do they feel about Mary Magdalene?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 16:03

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They're cool with her, I guess because she wasn't a virgin.

Your boy, BJR > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/27/2014 at 16:04

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Huh.

So Virgin=INSTA-BLOCK

But Hooker= nah it's all cool here.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 16:06

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you forgot to add this to your thug life reply:

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 16:09

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Yup. Hooker is cool.

thismightbemylastburner > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 16:13

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I think I have the issue of Lowrider Magazine that features this car. Seriously, I have some old-ass boxed up mags in the basement, and I distinctly remember this.

jsn081 > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 16:16

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this sign is a lie!!!

Takuro Spirit > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 16:24

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Someone can't read, or has a hilarious sense of humor.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 16:28

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EL_ULY > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 16:36

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$4500 is not too bad. I'd get it!

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 16:37

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This is great.

Your boy, BJR > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 10/27/2014 at 16:52

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FOH, stance boy! Airbags will always be inferior to hydraulics!

/in all seriousness, yeah it really is.

Your boy, BJR > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 10/27/2014 at 16:57

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Ayyyy! You-a dis-a-respect-a my religion! Boppa-di-boopi!

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Your boy, BJR 10/27/2014 at 17:17

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hehe

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Your boy, BJR 10/28/2014 at 11:04

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*reads headline*

What the hell—

*clicks on it*

*sees author*

Oh, no wonder.

I am Jack's complete lack of compassion > Your boy, BJR 10/28/2014 at 13:35

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All I see is hamburger buns and mirror swords. Still, it is an interesting exercise in repurposing disco ball mirror glass.